Jan 30

Sperm God?

Gong Xi Fa Cai!! :D

I wish y’all a very prosperous new year, tenfolds more than the last… which is very very possible. Don’t complain about the worldwide recession lar. A smart person will see opportunities in every situation. :D

BE POSITIVE!! <3

The weather in Buffalo Town was so terrible it had been raining for days. Yesterday, in fact, it was raining from 3am ’til 9pm… continuous and heavy-flowing like teenage period blood. kns

So heavy that only today (5th CNY day) the lion troupe baru came this morning to spread their golden wishes.

Ok, last nite, Ruok and I went into a random ..urm dontknwwhat lar. Hence, this question:  Which guy doesnt wanna be “dragon horse sperm god”???! TELL TELL

01:39 me: harro, the guy who raped felicia
 6 minutes
01:46 Vincent: ….
GG
me: sleeping ald?
Vincent: nah
01:47 me: k
01:50 Vincent: u?
 8 minutes
01:58 Vincent: btw gong xi fatt choy!
02:01 me: thankew thankew
nian nian you yu
hehe
02:02 Vincent: step step high rise!
02:03 me: hahaha
urmm
dragon horse energy force!
02:04 Vincent: hmm
shld be dragon horse spirit god? :P
me: then u also can say dragon horse sperm god
02:05 :P
Vincent: haha that too
but don’t sound so nice lol
me: hahaha
ok lar
which guy doesnt wanna be dragon horse sperm god!
warao
02:06 Vincent: hmm
better to be dragon dick sperm god :P
02:07 me: ehh…
rockson also say his dick=horse
02:08 Vincent: dragon shld have bigger dick no?
02:09 me: not proven
coz dragon is not real animal
theres a lot LESS dragon pron than horse porn ard ley
02:10 and why is we discussing this!
02:12 Vincent: lol dunno :P
me: LULZ

So, who doesn’t wanna be dragon horse sperm god here?? Tell tell!!

We did it for the lulz :P

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