Apr 08

Selective Astigmatism

I think I’ve recently developed another bad habit: every time I look at something that’s dead straight in front of me, I tend to senget one side to look at it. I think some ppl call it “lazy eye” or “sombong”. I’mma calling it urr… “selective astigmatism”. SIAL for short.. urm.. Selective Inconsiderate Astigmatism Lansi. haha

In other news, we’re moving soon to a new area not far from Kota Damasara. Apparently someone fell in love with an apartment and decided to buy it almost on the spot. I haven’t seen the apartment yet. I don’t even know the unit number. Now, he’s even more in love with his realtor, this auntie that impressed much hell outta him, he almost shat gold bullions just to put down deposit on the place.  This auntie, I gotta check out. Maybe she’s got magic beans for sale too.

I shall miss my dear MrDVD, the neighbourhood friendly mamaks, my lovely doctors so nearby. :( Won’t miss the chapfan place much methinks.. since the Burmese girl I’ve been getting my supply from was never to be seen again since Jan, the place just lost its appeal ler.

Somewhat.

Or is it the lost of my world famous fearsome appetite ™. Le sigh.

Speaking of MrDVD, he sms-ed me just now to inform me that Nip/Tuck seasons 6&7 are in stock again. Such attention to detail! Man…. too bad I already bought them 2 weeks ago during his stupid pushy colleagues’ shift. I do wonder if they get commission from the sales. Must be rite? If so, must make sure to only go during his shifts. hahaahha!

I’m Tired. Sleepy. Hungry. You can call me Bob too.

btw, if you don’t have a lazy eye (or two), does it mean that you can start telling ppl about your “hardworking” eyes???

“My eyes are just normal eyes.” ain’t gonna cut it, yeah? You need some form of deformity for ppl to be interested in talking nice to you sometimes… blindness, cataract.. myopia at the very least… since *perfect* is regarded as impossible anyways. Hah!

:I

Already forgot what’s my end point. Shit. Babi bersisik.

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