Below are some examples on why mrbf is so darn annoying.

Just now mrbf scared me when he suddenly appeared in front of me in his colourful tight boxers. I thought he was naked for 1sec so I reprimanded him.

me: WOI!!!

mrbf: What??

me: I thought you’re naked.

mrbf: Why you scared I naked?!

me: I’m not scared lar. mrfisherman (housemate) is home lar!!

mrbf: He’s not scared of me naked what!

me: -__________-” That means you’re the only neutral party in this apartment who can walk around naked ar??

mrbf: Geng ley! Gheng mei!! (“scared or not” in canto)

me: pbffffttttttt

Then later on, he went to check his personal file (and started to ask a lot of questions about his insurance he bought TWO YEARS AGO. damn cb. So I ignored him after telling him I will discuss it later when we have time **and to stop annoying me**.

mrbf, to mrfisherman: You see lar, it’s true when they say insurance agents always telling ppl to go die. See her cb attitude!

me: cibaiiiiiiiiii you think if you die, I’ll get commission isit?!?!!

mrbf: Then why you keep telling me to godai?

me: CIBAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~

mrbf, to mrfisherman: Nah nah nah… mrfisherman, when you buy something, you’re king rite? Customer is king rite?

mrfisherman: *non-committal* Canot say is king lar… got some say lar…..

mrbf: *shiny eyes* I wanna know what is RIDERS! Tell me lar….. :D

me: WHICH RIDER YOU WANNA KNOW!!!! Grrrrrr…….!

mrbf: Now don’t need already lar! Ride ride ride…. Tonight I ride you lar.

mrfisherman: LULZ!

me: wtf

Then I was hungry around 11pm, then he said got tofufa inside the fridge.

mrbf: Got tofufa inside the fridge.

me: YAY! *runs to fridge*

mrbf: You want eat my tofu lar….. So nice nice, cold cold. Eat with sugar syrup….

me:

mrbf: So lansi, but still eat my tofu! Nice ley…

me: *ignores*

mrbf: Check my tofu sour already or not. So long nobody touch already…..

me: *starts noming*

*mrbf went to toilet then reappeared wrapped in towel*

mrbf: My tofu not sour ar!??

Always cari pasal and find ways to annoy me one!!!!!!!!

grrrrrr…..i swear my BP went up just now! kns!