Just now mrbf scared me when he suddenly appeared in front of me in his colourful tight boxers. I thought he was naked for 1sec so I reprimanded him.

me: WOI!!!

mrbf: What??

me: I thought you’re naked.

mrbf: Why you scared I naked?!

me: I’m not scared lar. mrfisherman (housemate) is home lar!!

mrbf: He’s not scared of me naked what!

me: -__________-” That means you’re the only neutral party in this apartment who can walk around naked ar??

mrbf: Geng ley! Gheng mei!! (“scared or not” in canto)

me: pbffffttttttt

Then later on, he went to check his personal file (and started to ask a lot of questions about his insurance he bought TWO YEARS AGO. damn cb. So I ignored him after telling him I will discuss it later when we have time **and to stop annoying me**.

mrbf, to mrfisherman: You see lar, it’s true when they say insurance agents always telling ppl to go die. See her cb attitude!

me: cibaiiiiiiiiii you think if you die, I’ll get commission isit?!?!!

mrbf: Then why you keep telling me to godai?

me: CIBAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~

mrbf, to mrfisherman: Nah nah nah… mrfisherman, when you buy something, you’re king rite? Customer is king rite?

mrfisherman: *non-committal* Canot say is king lar… got some say lar…..

mrbf: *shiny eyes* I wanna know what is RIDERS! Tell me lar….. :D

me: WHICH RIDER YOU WANNA KNOW!!!! Grrrrrr…….!

mrbf: Now don’t need already lar! Ride ride ride…. Tonight I ride you lar.

mrfisherman: LULZ!

me: wtf

Then I was hungry around 11pm, then he said got tofufa inside the fridge.

mrbf: Got tofufa inside the fridge.

me: YAY! *runs to fridge*

mrbf: You want eat my tofu lar….. So nice nice, cold cold. Eat with sugar syrup….

me:

mrbf: So lansi, but still eat my tofu! Nice ley…

me: *ignores*

mrbf: Check my tofu sour already or not. So long nobody touch already…..

me: *starts noming*

*mrbf went to toilet then reappeared wrapped in towel*

mrbf: My tofu not sour ar!??

Always cari pasal and find ways to annoy me one!!!!!!!!

grrrrrr…..i swear my BP went up just now! kns!

For all those men who say, ‘Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free’. Here’s an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

How men are like….

1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials . You can’t believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores … Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like .. Government Bonds … They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

——–

Later when I’m free I will add more to this list haha :D
You guys can always start first.

Very calmly, he answered, “I always cover my face when I sleep…” and continued, “How could I expose darkness to *this* face??”

Then laughs to himself.

WTFBBQSOS.

In other news, I was having lunch the other day with some colleagues. During our discussions on making money and so on, one of them piped, “Never let your husband travel alone on business class. Those stewardesses will snatch him.”

All agreed. Even cited some cases of how certain stewardesses managed to snatch some for themselves… Second wife of Sultan of Brunei (now divorced), a certain 65yo CEO of *ahem* an FMCG MNC who just gotten married last year to a 23yo.

Take note, all ye who gonna be rich in the future. Take a bus!! hahahaa

But seriously, I think they would cheat no matter what if they wanna anyways. Economy or Business class.

I’ve never believed that you could cheat on someone you really love. Whatever you say to justify the cheating is plain bullshit.

Why is it so hard to say,”I just wanna fuck you”?

I hate controlling ppl. Micromanaging is totally not mah style.

My only expectation from them is that they should know their own limits in things and act accordingly. And learn some self control.

Simply because I hate nagging. (Too lazy too.)

I think I give too much freedom to ppl they start crawling all over the place to irritate me further… Gah.

Speaking of self control, I think I got my bitchyness from my Grandmamanboo (papaboo’s mother). It’s the only way I could think of why I was born mean. My mom is like a lamb. So was her mother. The only traceable mean bitch muka cibai is my Grandmamanboo. Who else!

She speaks her mind. (So do I, but I totally filter my shit ok!) Most of the time we don’t need to hear it ‘coz the stuf she says are frikin’ helluva mean. But sometimes, it’s just plain true. :/

Like this one time I was visiting this best friend of my grandpaboo’s at his home during CNY after many many years of his death. He related a story to us on how my Grandmamanboo saved his life. Really. Saved. His. Life.

And turned his life around. Inside out. Round and round, she’s turning him ok. wtf haaha My Grandmamanboo= Diana Ross.

Anyways, the story goes… He was a bigass gambling addict back in the day. And so was my Grandmamanboo.

But he gambled so much so that he even went as far as borrowing money from ppl and lose all that too.

One day, he went to my grandpaboo’s shop to borrow money as per usual lar. But granpaboo wasn’t home. (He went dancing cha-cha I think.. haha)

So, my Grandmamanboo, with her super combo 9999999+ acid pH1.4 tongue said to him, “Why so need to be so lanjiaobin come to borrow money to gamble? If I were you, I rather not gamble. Need to borrow money from ppl beh paisey meh? Hmpfh..!!”

He said, from that moment on, he felt so ashamed of himself.

He never actually realised the impact of his addiction until that day. He said that the addiction consumed him wholy until all it mattered was to just get some money and gamble. He didn’t care where it came from. (At least, he didn’t steal, he thought)

As hard to swallow her words were, it’s totally true. That was the moment when Grandmamanboo saved his life.

So, he vowed never to ever gamble again in his life.

He worked hard from that day onwards and kept his promise until today .

Now, he’s one of the richest tycoon in Sarawak. Every CNY, his house party needs softdrinks by the tonne containers at least 3 containers (i dont know what else to call it larh. see pic below for illustration). And don’t know how many of those in beers. Food, don’t even say liao.

I guess this is one of the very few nice things my Grandmamanboo did for humankind. And she gave birth to my lovely (but super blur) papaboo. (Happy belated birthday btw <3) so he could meet my mimiboo and have me! :D

Urm.. moral of the story is… If any of you need some motivation, please tell me so I can arrange for you to meet my Grandmamanboo and get her meanass acidic oneliners to fuel the fire explosion towards your eventual success. haha

**20% service tax charges will be billed according to wealth accumulated from Grandmamanboo’s wise words 20years after and 3 generations later, whichever is more. okthnxbye

Anyways, the topic was about how schools are overly strict by not allowing students to use hairgels and bringing handphones to school because it’s unhealthy competition in the schoolyard. ie: whose handphone is better lar more expensive and the hairgel, more got more on their hair? whatever.

Will’s argument is that, competition, healthy or otherwise, is part of the real world outside so why not let them learn about it earlier. Which is true… students already competing to be the best in this and that subject and get the most ridiculous amount of A’s.

Anyways part deux, MrBf went ballistic and exclaimed in shock, “WHAT?! HAIRGEL! WHAT SCHOOL IS THIS THAT DOESNT ALLOW HAIRGEL?!?!!”

naeboo: Yah lar! My school last time also didn’t allow what… Guys canot use hairgel, girls no scrunchies.. Even my father’s time …. [interrupted]

MrBF: WHAT?! NO SCRUNCHIES???! What kind of communist school DID YOU GO TO?! HAIRGEL ALSO CANOT?!! Your skirt had to reach ankle rite?

naeboo: …..

You ask your friends lar got or not! [pause]

Wait.. all your friends fei chatts (samsengs/truants)…

Ask my brother lar! He just came out of school what.

MrBf: We last time no problems with our hairgel what! WTF is this canot use hairgel *wtf*

naeboo: Doh. That’s because you created more problems for your school than your hairgel.

MrBf: *tersengih kambing* But… but.. I remember never had problems with hairgel what! All of us slicked it kaw kaw…but true lr my friends we all quite fei chatts….

naeboo: *OMG* You’re SOOO gonna be a bad parent!

MrBf: What bad parent?? *layan sendiri acting out a scene* Girl ah, cleavage ah!! Where got? Cover d ley.. THAT’S THE PROBLEM! Hahahahahahahahahaha.. *more layan sendiris*

naeboo: *stares daggers*

Please, you all tell MrBf your school also never allowed hairgels on guys. At least not the hard type. [Applicable to schools in Malaysia only that's not international schools.] And if possible, tell him which school it is too.

*knstfklmk*

I seriously think he missed out enough days in school not to know all the rules in it. Sheeeesh.

NB=kaninatafeikeilohmaikai

Some smarter than the others. Some are just pitifully in need of more Kitchen Utensils 101 crash course.

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
mrbf is such a guy

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
do stupid guy things

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
u knw what he did last nite?

just says:
what

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
he broke the blender beaker

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
by pouring BOILING HOT WATER into the glass jar

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
smart or not?

just says:
OMG

just says:
so bodoh~!

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
i know!!!

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
how can he not know!!!

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
my eyes popped out the moment he poured it in

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
and i was like…omfg

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
then b4 i cld react

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
it cracked

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
we heard some noise

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
then i said fuck

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
the blender sure broken liao

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
then he said wont la

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
where got!

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
belek2

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
then got one fucking bigass crack on the side from top to bottom like kena slashed by jack the ripper

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
-______________-”

just says:
wtf

just says:
that isnt even guy thing

just says:
its like…

just says:
science form 3

just says:
ok

just says:
how to not know!

just says:
HAHAHAHHAHA

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
he ponteng class one

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
and he got better SPM results than me

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
how the fuck,man

just says:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
sigh

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
im dating a real caveman

just says:
/facepalm

naeboo = i’m fab fab fab !! says:
:/