Last night at bedtime, MrBf placed his arm across his face at such a bad angle that his elbow was ALSO in my face so I asked him, “Oi. Why you cover your face like that.”
Very calmly, he answered, “I always cover my face when I sleep…” and continued, “How could I expose darkness to *this* face??”
Then laughs to himself.
WTFBBQSOS.
In other news, I was having lunch the other day with some colleagues. During our discussions on making money and so on, one of them piped, “Never let your husband travel alone on business class. Those stewardesses will snatch him.”
All agreed. Even cited some cases of how certain stewardesses managed to snatch some for themselves… Second wife of Sultan of Brunei (now divorced), a certain 65yo CEO of *ahem* an FMCG MNC who just gotten married last year to a 23yo.
Take note, all ye who gonna be rich in the future. Take a bus!! hahahaa
But seriously, I think they would cheat no matter what if they wanna anyways. Economy or Business class.
I’ve never believed that you could cheat on someone you really love. Whatever you say to justify the cheating is plain bullshit.
Why is it so hard to say,”I just wanna fuck you”?
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