…………………………………………………..is me. T____________T

I’ve been having nightmares about not passing my exam (coming Sunday, Father’s Day some more!) that I’ve not been able to sleep at proper times.

Two days ago I rolled around in bed until 5am+ then gave up then randomly cleaned stuf in the kitchen (plastic containers that were dusty and discovered to be left on the shelves filled with crumbs and wtf by an irresponsible person!!!!!! *angry*), washed the toilet and bathroom floor, wrote a list of stuf to buy, washed laundry, went downstairs to mini market to buy chicken and groceries, etc etc…

Now, I’m really restless until I heard stomping outside (my room is next to the outdoors carpark) which I thought was pontianaks partying on the zinc roofs. I don’t know why I wasn’t scared and took my glasses to check it out then saw the garbagemen collecting the rubbish then I realised it was so early morning ald damn wtf wtf wtf! T___________T

So, I got up and stared at the mirror, plucked a few stray eyebrow hairs then went to wash laundry (this time mrbf’s). (By now, you shld know and noticed that I tend to wash stuf when I’m stressed or angry. So, if you see my apt extra clean that time, beware!!!)

The past 3-5days, I could feel my breath quicken, chest tighten, stomach in knots and all those annoying irritating disgusting stuf. I hate it! And I’ve been eating and eating and eating a lot more too! But that because I’m PMS-ing also. I wish I get the angry PMS so I can HULKSMASH some (deserving) ppl’s faces in and not just stuf my face with charsiewpaos or what.

Speaking of deserving ppl’s faces…..

Some ppl damn wtf lor. So rude and super cb annoying that you wanna just…… kick their mcb faces into the longkang. They really no brains or what wtf?? Really so rude and say/ask a lot of stupid nonsense stuf/questions their brains too small to filter whether proper or not to say/ask.

I give you some examples. REAL ONES OK!

Example 1:

Random woman (after few mins of random convo): Orh, howl cum yew kenot speek canto veli well arh? Yew knot local meh??

me: Huh? What do you mean by “local”? I’m Malaysian lar. (I was just being a bitch. I alw ask that although I know what they meant)

Idiot woman: Ai meen… yew knot flom Kay-el meh?

me: I’m Sarawakian.

Idiot woman: Orh……….

[awkward silence]

Idiot woman: Urr… Howl long yew staid hare ald?

me: Urm… *thinking* 5 years??

Idiot woman: Butt yew staid hare sow long ald, howl cum steel kenot speek canto?

me: Not many chances to speak lor. Most of my friends speak English to me mar. :)

Rude Idiot woman: Noe wonder(b)rah…… (sounded like it!!) yewr aksent soh diffelenttt…. Sarawakian arh always sound laik duh orang asli there!! :)

me: wtf!! @___________@ urm… there’re no orang asli in Sarawak…..

Rude Idiot woman: No meh!!? Watt arr dos ppl hunting inn duh jungle?? Knot orang asli is watt?????

me: Urm… Sarawakians? Iban, Kelabit, Bidayuh… Now a lot of them no longer stay in the kampung/jungle areas ald. We even have Astros in the longhouses lor….. They build longhouses with cement ald. <____________<

Rude Idiot woman: Orhhh….. yew steel sound laik orang asli lor…

me: Urr… you have a lot of orang asli friends?

Rude Idiot woman: hehehehehe…. no larh…. Juz howl ai imageen dem two sound laik if dey speek engliss lor! hehehehehehehheee…

me: @___________@ (why is me still here? is this twilight zone or candid camera? can i go now?????)

Rude Idiot woman: Den… what dieLEG yew speek at homm?? Watt kind orf cai-nis yew arr?????

me: I’m Hakka. :)

Rude Idiot woman with no fucking brains: ORH ORH ORH!!! I KNOW I KNOW!!!!! Izzit duh food laik dog food one?

me: WTF!!! (IS SHE FOR REAL!!!????!! where she learnt her manners one? from dinosaurs isit?? if i lose my mind now and kicked her face, i think a lot of hakka ppl will forgive me lor!! fucker, u lucky i know i can go to jail if i hulksmash ur face in cbbbbbb…….) Ommnioorengyykyuuuuuuuuuuu~~ *breathe breathe retract hulksmash* Ommnioorengyyykyuuuuuuuuuu~~

Excuse me… I need to go ask my friend something. Bye!! T_________________T (why she said my food like dog food!!!!!! felt like crying!)

note to self to rub Hakka Stewed Pork gently and lovingly at home.

Amazing shit kan? I shit you not!!!!! When I told mrbf, he went wtf and his jaw went ajar. He didn’t even find excuse for her lack of brains lor. (Usually he does. Coz apparently, I’m the bitchy and damn unforgiving impatient one.) Stop testing my patience you fools!!!!!!!!!

How can anyone sane would think that’s a nice way to continue a convo?? Babi.

I feel so kelian lor my culture kena insulted kaw kaw, but I was so shocked dumbfounded I couldn’t muster anything to say to redeem my fellow Hakka ppl and our yummy (misunderstood) food. Sure my ancestors berguling-guling in protest across China and Sarawak liao! T______________T

Not my fault!!! Please go eat all the souls from her food so when she eat it will taste like dog food! Rasakan! grrrrr…..

Gong gong, I will bring back glory to our Hakka ppl this Sunday.

AWL GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!! **GILA STRESS** PLS WISH ME LUCK!! :(

Since I promised my gong gong ald, I must go try study a bit so I won’t bring shame to my Hakka roots. Plus, I kinda forgot the second example I wanted to talk about liao. :(

p/s: btw, i no longer has nails on both toes and fingers coz i peeled them off the past 2wks!! :(